Was that steamroller in his trademark bright orange hunting cap and no wetsuit at the point this morning PADDLE SURFING?!!?
Damned paddle surfers.
:) I got in the water about 20 mins before you got out - I called your name a few times but as usual you were lost in Stokeland. Shutting down the break on your own as usual, Hawaiian style - brought back memories of "Big Wednesday". :) We gotta meet up for a session again one of these days.
Okay now that I think of it - what the hell happened? I'm out of the water 18 months and I come back and every surfer and his Aunt Martha is out there with a fookin paddle, breaking rotation and snaking waves. I blame Laird.
first of all hoorraaaaayy....you are finally back in the water...its been a loooong time...
second...what the hell is it with the Mid Point Mafia?!?!....they taking over the C-st Militia turf or what?...i though they were one in the same thing but chango told me ..no no they are a whole new entity entirely...
third...yup there are Oarons EVERYWHERE now...and 99% of um piss me off too...and im on a SUP!!!...most are totally incompetent in the water and have no respect for the lineup in the first place and now they are on a floating piece of sidewalk...jeeez somethings gotta give...
"ALWAYS DROP IN ON THE STANDUP GUY" is my new motto...
Ya I've got my stoke back and I'm done with my little surf sabbatical finally. I tried a couple of times to get back out again regularly but this time I'm back in the groove. :)
The Mid Point Mafia is going to have to go. The place has gone even more to hell and is so kook-ridden it makes me sick. One day we may need to regroup the C-Street Militia but for now I'm going to have to go solo with the blades and armored rails until I can build a new band of surf mercenaries. Somehow there needs to be a revival of localism. It's the only thing that works. The little things work to start... knuckles to the back of the skull while scratching out, going left on a right and punching nuts as I go by, quick stabs with a sharpened piece of wire coat hanger and the ever classic "get low and ram 'em". There's always the fun parking lot activities too - slash some tires, wax some windows and then put courteous pamphlets under wipers explaining proper surf etiquette with a vague death threat.
Haha Oarons - that's a great name. You're right - it's not the paddle, it's the jerk with the paddle. Give a group of idiots the ability to plane faster with less physical effort and suddenly there's paddlefags clogging up every lineup. Oh well, paddle surfers bleed too. ;)
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