Stone cold, shriveled up, stiff and dead- fit for a wax museum dead. So dead he could crumble like burnt toast if you shook him hard enough. Not responding to any questions at all.
Ted Kenedy is deader than you even want to know. If you shake him his head rattles like a ragdoll and there is no sound except his dentures clacking. He's friggin Catholic dead, like he's there but he's not.
Damn, totaly fucking dead. Dead like Dead Ethyl. Could not get any deader, fresh dead, but still dead.
Super Dead.
I'm talking, head tilted all the way back, mouth wide open, glazed eyes rolled up, arms stretched into space, rigor mortis, call the cops or something, go to your room don't look at this kids, what should we do, dead.
Kenedsy is so dead, if you pitched a coin at him it would stick for a second, then drop off. No coin pitch bounce. Doornail dead.
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